Gotta a deal for you. Riches and financial independence are just around the corner.
Here's the deal. I have secured an option on a whole fleet of pontoons. These are
industrial size- able to float a whole house high and dry.
And high and dry is what is needed for the new houses being constructed on George
All we do here is buy up a few of the new houses and before they actually build
them, we slide a couple of these pontoons underneath. Now what we have is a veritable
house boat, floating on water, non-taxable. The savings on municipal taxes will
almost pay for the house.
Now, to make this deal irresistible, we have optioned a large number of heavy anchors.
We don't want our buyers sailing down George Street every time there is a heavy
rain. Seeing your neighbour's house float past your living room window can be disconcerting.
So there it is folks, a few thousand dollars invested in pontoons and anchors and
we're laughing all the way to the bank.
Sign up now and I'll see you in my office right behind the LCBO, or maybe in it.